Like a lot of you, I watched.
Kate's dress was absolute perfection.
Loved the lace. Loved the tiara. Loved the train.
She's was going for Grace Kelly and she nailed it.
Loved it all.
Except for the eyeliner.
Too much. Too black. Too harsh.
I've never been a fan of this:
Word is she did her make-up herself.
Royal Gold Stars must be awarded for grace and poise.
Those crazy kids pulled it off.
And they looked good doing it.
But if I'm being honest,
what fascinated me most were these two.
|GOOGLEY to the 100th POWER|
When God himself has burdened you with a high physical googly-geegley-gawgley factor, don't add to it.
I get, and LUUURVE the British-hat-thing.
They work the hats and they own the hats.
I wouldn't mind more hat-age in the States, truth be told.
BUT NOT LIKE THESE TWO.
Fergie and Andrew's daughters.
The Queen's grand daughters.
And soon to be tied for first as the worst dressed of this whole royal hoo-haa thing-a-ma-jig.
Eugenie is on the left, her hat is fug...
as is her entire ensemble.
It looks like a sub-tropical, floral peacock had his way with her and didn't even bother to leave money on the dresser. Gross.
Beatrice is in the beige. She's the worse of the two.
That's not a hat--it's headgear.
And not the dental kind, which is too bad because that would've looked better.
Did I miss something? Was she re-titled Duchess Antelope of Whoville?
Is this the crown she must wear in order to retain her new title?
Or maybe her twice bankrupted mom pimped her out to a new hat maker to make a quick buck (or pound?).
Unless Princess Bea was ordered to wear that hat by royal decree there is just no excuse.
And they seem to like the raccoon eyeliner too, don't they?
Who cares about that though...
...anything to distract me from the dumb-ass modern art installations they've got on their heads.